10 Reasons To Love Palestine

Golly gee, I am SOOOO proud to be Palestinian Arab from the West Bank.  Let me tell you the reasons why I have such warm, fuzzy feelings about my people and culture:

1.  There is no such thing as Mothers Day.  No worry about cards, gifts, and expensive meals.  There is no honor in being a woman in our culture, so there is no reason to devote a day to her.  We do, however, get to enjoy watching our fathers beat our mothers senseless for the slightest real or imagined infraction.  Also, if Dad suspects that Mom spoke to a strange man in the street, he gets to kill her to preserve the family honor!

2.  Weapons.  Every child, from the time he can grasp an object, is trained to feel comfortable with a rifle or pistol in his hand.  And every Palestinian has a weapon: a gun, a rocket launcher, a pound of C-4.  What good are hands if they aren't used to kill?

3.  Hate.  Boy, we love to hate.  Hate is the very basis and foundation of our culture.  From the time a child is old enough to understand language, we teach him to hate.  Hate Jews, hate the West, hate his fellow man, and most of all, hate himself.  We have no love songs, we do
not preach love, the word love does not appear anywhere in our society. Hate is the fuel that runs our motors.

4.  Death.  The moment a Palestinian Arab child is born, his parents begin to plan his death.  How will he die?  Will he be struck by an Israeli bullet while being used as a human shield by Palestinian gunmen?  Will he get shot while throwing rocks at Jewish soldiers? Will he be packed with explosives and sent to blow himself up, killing others?  Or will he merely be one of the many Palestinians murdered by other Palestinians in the normal course of daily life in the death-culture of the Palestinian Arabs?  Who knows?  That's part of the thrill.

5.  Unemployment.  Palestinians used to have jobs, working in Israel.  But then, our leaders had a brilliant idea: suicide bombings!  For their own protection, Israel had to close its borders, preventing Palestinians from going to their jobs, so they could sit around unemployed and blame the Jews for it.  What great fun to be your own worst enemy!

6.  Martyrdom.  Who in their right mind wants to be a martyr?  Among normal people, a martyr complex is considered immature and obnoxious, if not downright crazy.  With us, it's the central syndrome of our society!  Hey, look at me, I'm gonna kill myself and become admired!  And then, when we do kill ourselves, instead of being considered pathetic, we DO get admired!  It's a whole complete cycle of sickness!  American kids collect baseball cards; Palestinian kids collect martyr cards (really!  no joke!).

7.  A feeling of entitlement.  When Israel came into being, we declared war.  We lost.  We fought again.  We lost.  We fought again.  We lost.  Israel had the right to kill us all (we sure would kill all of them if we got the chance).  Instead, they allow us to live on land they conquered.  But we can't leave that alone.  We have to claim entitlement to live on land that we lost in 6 wars. Since when does the loser of a war get to claim the land he fought over?  They don't.  But we do.  Not only that, but we happily kill our kids over it!  Hey, what's more important -- a chunk of dirt, or some worthless kid who isn't going to amount to anything anyway?

8.  Uselessness.  The Jews have won more Nobel Prizes than all other ethnic groups combined.  Their contributions to science, art, literature and the humanities is far out of proportion to their population.  What have Palestinians produced?  Nothing!  Not a thing.  We don't do anything productive.  We're too busy rioting and killing and chanting and screaming and calling for everyone's death. And we blame the Jews for it, as though the Jews stop us from being productive.

9.  Friends.  The Palestinian people sure know how to pick 'em. Saadam Hussein.  The Taliban.  Adolf Hitler.  You name a psychopath, and we embrace him.  And look who our supporters are!  The American Nazi Party.  The KKK.  Just check their websites and see how they stand in solidarity with us.  When you support the Palestinian "cause," you're in real good company.  Bring your white sheet!

10.  Freedom.  The biggest laugh in the world is when people call us "freedom fighters" or they say we're fighting for our freedom.  Take a look at all 22 Arab countries.  Do you see any freedom there? Well, that's what our country will be like if we ever get one.  It will be a dictatorship run by armed, masked thugs who will kill anyone who dissents.  Just like we are now.  Freedom????  LOLOLOLOL The word doesn't even exist in our language.  Hey, just like George Orwell said: "Freedom is slavery.  Long live big brother!" Remember: Israel is bad!  LOL -- Its existence keeps reminding us what a bunch of losers we are.