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JEWISH IDIOT'S ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ETIQUETTE AND GENTLEMANSHIP                                                                                                                  By Maximillien de Lafayette                                                                                                             

THE DOS AND DON'TS IN DINING WITH A JEWISH PRINCESS.

FOLLOW THESE 13 RULES TO WIN HER HEART AND MUCH MUCH MORE...OR  BE A SCHMUCK AND SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR DOG AND A FROZEN PIZZA!

 

 

Mon cher ami, whether you are a Jew or a gentile, what would you offer a Jewish princess, Michele Alliot-Marie, the Secretary of Defense of France,  the majestic Monica Crowley, the walking gossips encyclopedia, Joan Rivers, the outrageous Anna Nicole Smith, a bankrupt woman who teaches creative financing and financial success at NYU or a humble Filipina woman who cleans your house, if you ask them out? What would you offer them to drink, if you go on a date with any of them? Champagne, a blessed water by your parish priest, a  frozen Martini, a Rolling Rock, a Calvados,  a Petrus, an Armagnac, a Sancerres or a Hershey's syrup? Shame on you if you do not choose Champagne. Really, it does not make any difference, nor it does alter the refined manners protocol, and the way you treat a lady, whether you go out with a woman of a privileged status or a woman who drives a truck four by four with an expired license plate. All women are ladies and deserve the ultimate respect and your "savoir faire". If you do not agree,  get a life, coconut head. You treat people well, not because they are important, but because good manners and gentleman-ship are important to you. It would be impossible to cover all the territories of dating etiquette in one single article. So, we will talk about the most important things -the very very basic- a man should take into consideration, while dining with a Jewish woman, regardless whether he is in the company of sweet Rachel, shy Esther or barracuda Gloria.

 

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